nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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(Source: bird-meme, via guy)

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

(via scottthepilgrim)

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

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(via spoken-not-written)

tennants-hair:

just so you know when i say goodbye i’m still here for about an hour i’m just careful not to reblog anything

(via spoken-not-written)

f1nnick:

gagallifrey:

katyhudsson:

mermaidhotel:

undeadthug:

secret-deluxe:

me:

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you:

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me:

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you:

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me:

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you:

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me:

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me:

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(Source: bitter-rival, via spoken-not-written)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via pizza)

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: prudence-halliwell, via guy)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via pizza)