hvngers:

RIP to the people who actually do find out they’re pregnant on April 1st

(via suicidalpudge)

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

(via suicidalpudge)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(via thaliat8)

silverlined-shalalalas:

thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

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the sole reason most boys are idiots and I want nothing to do with them anymore

(via thaliat8)

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

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i now know why

(Source: swarnpert, via thaliat8)

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson, via erenstaphwhatrudoing)

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

(via thaliat8)